Thursday, December 15, 2016

Japan 2016

Sneha had to travel to Japan on work. We decided to extend her work trip into a holiday. Reyansh and I joined her a few days later. I was a bit apprehensive travelling with the toddler but the little fellow was very well-behaved throughout the flight journey thanks to movies, food and sleep. Handea International Airport reminded me of Singapore airport with sign boards at the right locations with instructions in English and Japanese, clean floors and courteous staff.I always knew Japan was a tech savvy nation and this trip helped me experience some of their tech solutions that made daily life easy. At the airport, the car door near the rear seat opened up as soon as we reached the door. I noticed that the driver actually pulled a lever attached to a motor to open the door instead of getting down from the driver seat and opening the door.
On our way from the airport to our temporary home in Tateishi I noticed the humble nature of the country. Nothing was extravagant. No unnecessary lights and sign boards advertised or glorified the nation or welcomed tourists. The highway was clean and I could hardly spot any garbage. The houses looked simple and the buildings reminded me of the simple Singapore government constructed flats. There was a stretch where I could see the road ahead with a series of traffic lights. The driver adjusted his speed and drove such that the signal would turn green as we approached the traffic light instead of breaking and speeding. Sneha was waiting for us with an umbrella in the rain and Reyansh immediately recognised her and helped the driver find the place. The wooden interiors of our temporary home was tasteful and it had basic facilities for a family to live. The toilet was technology driven with modes for male and female which decided the toilet functions. The toilet seat was temperature controlled based on the weather. The health faucet injected water at different speeds and angles. A musical mode made sure the noise from the toilet was never heard outside. Shitting had never been so much fun. 
Tateishi looked like a small village. The last set of cherry blossom called Yae Sakura covered the road that led to the market place and train station. The pink colored flowers and lanterns looked beautiful and lit up the place in pink. The market place had utility shops, restaurants with electronic menus with prepay option and automated delivery of food on the table, Pachinko slot machines, toy vending machines and old tea stalls. None of the shops were massive in size. They all stuck to each other utilizing the space effectively. Despite the lack of dustbins, the city is clean because most Japanese people carry a plastic bag to carry garbage and dispose it at the right place.
As we approached the train station the gates at the railway crossing started beeping and closing. The automated system closes gates in a synchronous way only when the train approaches the crossing. As soon as the train passes by the gates open thus saving time for people crossing over. In most countries the gates remain closed much before and after the train arrives. However, almost everything is efficient and effective in Japan.

In Japan, it is better to use google maps and find the train routes before heading out to a destination as the train maps are confusing. Suica cards certainly help when you want to use multiple train services. We changed multiple trains and reached Sensō-ji - a Buddhist temple and Shinto shrine. Legend has it that two fishermen found a statue of  Kanon Bodhisattva and the village head built a temple to preserve the statue. Shinto philosophy treats everything and everyone as divine and the shrine is dedicated to the people who founded the temple.
Despite multiple fires and destruction the temple still holds its ground. The shrines in Japan have a small stone tub which gets filled with running water that comes out from a bamboo pipe. Visitors wash their hands and mouth using a wooden ladle before entering the shrine. A lot of devotees filled out prayers on wooden planks and dedicated incense sticks at the temple. However, our devotion was mostly towards our stomach. We tried the Senbei (rice crackers),  roasted chestnuts, soy ice cream, dumplings and the free green tea at a promotional counter. Being a vegetarian was difficult and the language barrier didn't help the cause. However, with my broken Japanese and Google translator mobile app we managed well. In order to find milk for Reyansh I had to walk at least a few kilometers and it helped me burn the calories consumed earlier.

After a late lunch at an Italian restaurant we took a rickshaw ride. A strong man pulled the three of us and showed us the Asakusa area. The ride is a bit expensive but a great way to explore the city. We saw kids playing in a playground which is a rare sight in ageing Japan. The Asakusa area had a stretch where the last of Yae Sakura was in full bloom and we wished the cherry blossom season had not ended so fast. The rickshaw ride ended at the river side where we could see a space ship like boat and a shit like building that apparently looked like a beer mug. 

The next day we visited the massive hundred acre Yoyogi park in the morning. We spent almost the entire day walking in the park, playing with Reyansh, hunting for vegetarian food and cycling. At one end of the park you can rent bicycles after filling up a form that requests many details and ride it along a picturesque route. Lots of families gathered around the fountains and spent the day eating and playing sports like Baseball and Frisbee. Dog lovers had a dedicated section where a pet could express itself and in some cases express a bit too much sexually. There were musicians practicing instruments like the flute and cello
despite the noisy crows.


That evening we walked on the streets of Harajuku known internationally as a center of Japanese youth culture and fashion. Weird would be the word that I want to use to explain the experience. In and around the streets there were many boutique restaurants, coffee shops and fashion stores. The stores sold cartoon character outfits, ghost themed clothes, torn shoes, belts with flash lights, caps with toys on them and weird women accessories. There was a street that looked like a toy land with many Crêpe stores where everything was in pink, yellow and other bright colors. Banners celebrated the 25th year anniversary of the naughty cartoon character Shin Chan. Diaso mall known for thrifty goods had some promotional sale which attracted hundreds of people. The streets were crowded, noisy and weird. But, we thoroughly enjoyed the experience.  


We spent our last day in Tokyo exploring the streets of Akhiabara - The tech town. After a tantrum session where Reyansh did not eat food we spent time exploring the gadget and electronic stores. I felt the place was a bit outdated and overrated. In an era where online shopping and gaming has advanced and accessible, the Akhiabara area did not offer anything novel. Stores like Sega were definitely outdated. The Yodobashi camera shop did not have any fancy cameras such as the watch camera, spy camera in spectacles or even a pen camera. It had a floor full of home goods with useful stuff such as mini barbecue grill that worked on batteries, search lights that could be fixed on a cap, satellite navigation equipment, etc. It also had a floor dedicated to toys and Reyansh picked up dinosaurs as usual. However, the toy themed stores were too geeky and designed for Japanese cartoon viewers.

The narrow lanes were more interesting. Gamers flocked around and played games on the phone competing with each other. CCTVs, robots, programmable raspberry pi equipment, etc was on sale in small shops. In the evening, we spent some time purchasing vegetarian food items from a large supermarket near Kuramoto stand which boasted of unique Japanese foods and drinks. 
We had a quick bite at a British pub and made sure our toddler was well fed so that we could go for a food eating adventure. After researching on the internet we found out that Yassaya Teppanyaki restaurant at Shinjuku served vegetarian dishes. The staff at the British pub helped us reserve a table at this restaurant . We took a taxi and reached the Shinjuku area which was full of weird themed discos and pubs. Japanese ancient kingdom themed discos and robot themed bars looked offbeat whereas waitresses wearing kinky cartoon dresses coaxing people to enter certain bars was unexpected in Japan. 
Despite being an unconventional area for a family it was still safe and a couple of hookers helped us find the restaurant. The interiors of the restaurant was classy with wooden floor, light music and well designed furniture. The chef took our order and cooked the vegetables like a doctor performing a serious surgical process. He bent and looked closely at each vegetable before turning it or tossing it. A serving of Japanese Sake and Shōchū helped us enjoy our food even better. Visiting the restaurant was worth the effort and made our last night in Tokyo memorable. 

The next day we headed towards Takayama. We were lost in the Tokyo station and a kind gentleman went out of his way and guided us to the Shinkansen (Bullet train) platform. The kindness and polite nature of Japanese people is amazing. Nozomi Shinkansen looked sleek with its snout which helped with aerodynamics. We all have experienced discomfort when seated facing against the direction of travel but Nozomi had adjustable rotator seats to avoid discomfort and motion sickness. From Nagoya we took the regular express train which took us through a more scenic route. The hills, cherry blossom trees, rivers and hamlets along the way reminded me a lot of eastern India. If eastern India had better infrastructure it would have looked like Takayama. We had an early dinner at a French restaurant where an old american couple chatted with us about their first Asian trip, business in USA and bringing up kids. I am sure they weren't impressed by our parenting skills as Reyansh was busy eating fries and watching his own videos on the phone. 
Our host from Yashuda pension home picked us up in his shuttle van. The shuttle van helped us a great deal traveling from our home to the town center. The room we stayed had attached bathroom that made noise like a jet engine and woke up everyone in the neighborhood. Three beds in the room were so closely stacked that even placing two suitcases was hard. So, we used suitcases as bed barriers for Reyansh to sleep and created some space.It seemed like an old government-run guest house. But, the owners were extremely kind and provided us with vegetarian food, packed food for our toddler for our morning trips and even put cartoons for him. They took care of all our needs and we were glad we chose a home like this instead of a hotel. The home had a shoe rack to place outdoor shoes and use the home footwear provided by them. It had a nice dinning area with simple decoration and a seating area to relax. A few children books kept Reyansh occupied for sometime.

The next day after a delicious breakfast we took the shuttle to the town center. The Noshi bus service had tour tickets to different places. We took tickets for Kamikochi and got into the bus which was not surprisingly technology enabled. The bus driver used hand gestures that kept updating a screen that displayed bus stops and ticket prices. GPS system in the bus connected to the panel and highlighted the bus stops on the panel. While I was busy appreciating the bus system, Reyansh was asleep and Sneha was doing a doctorate research on the pamphlets. In the middle of the journey, Sneha changed plans and we headed towards Shin-hotaka rope way. Along the way we saw schools where kids played football on a mud ground and not green turf, numerous barber shops for some reason, ski villages closed for summer and farm land on the banks of Miyagawa river.
The double-decker cable car climbs over 1000 meters up the side of the Hotake Mountain Range, which includes Oku-Hotakedake, Japan's third highest peak, with a stop between two rope ways. As we went higher and higher the vegetation changed and snow-capped mountains were visible. There was an observation deck on the peak and a walking trail through the snow. With a few Japanese air force jets and helicopters flying the place seemed like a snowy battle field. Initially, Reyansh complained that the snow was too cold but after throwing a few snow balls he started enjoying the snow and as usual did not want to leave the area. 

During our descent we stopped at the Onsen (Hot spring) perched between the hills. Luckily, there was no crowd and it didn't feel weird entering the water naked. Fortunately or unfortunately. there were separate sections for men and women. The water felt hot when it touched the body and it took Reyansh a few minutes to settle into it. The flakes due to steam and heat looked like paper bits, the hot water eroded the stones, the steam made you sweat but once we got used to the temperature we enjoyed the experience . The view was not great because of the walls but the private bath experience was wonderful. A huge man entered the Onsen and my little kid stared at the big man without clothes. It was time to leave before my kid asked too many questions or got too curious about human body parts. Tired and hungry we bought some sesame rice crackers with soy sauce to survive. But we more than compensated that night as our owners made wonderful baked casserole and hot soup. 
The next day we went for an adventure on the rail tracks called Gattan-Go. Nohi bus service arranged for a bus ride as well as a taxi pick up to this ingenious adventure destination.
Two mountain bikes were modified and attached to form an open carriage which worked just like a rail bogey. The gears were adjusted suiting the elevation of tracks before we started pedaling. The motor on the mountain bike made cycling easy. The ride through tunnels and discarded stations with views of hills, river and bridges was memorable although Reyansh's crying spoiled the mood a bit as the little fellow wanted to play with pebbles instead of being seated in the middle of the carriage doing nothing. However, once we returned to the Gattan Go office, he spent time playing with toy trains and sipping Ramune - marble soda. Sneha and I stepped into a coffee shop next door thinking our boy was grown enough to play on his own but we were mistaken. Reyansh was once again in tears. That night we had another feast as our owners made tempura and other Japanese vegetarian dishes. Of course, we woke up the neighborhood again! Thanks to the toilet flush.

It was our last day in Takayama. We visited the Shirakawa-go and Ainokura UNESCO world heritage villages. Due to the bad weather a lot of tourists must have dropped out of the trip and so the entire tourist bus was available to us. Two guides helped us understand the area and we took our own sweet time at every stop. The tunnels through the hills has improved connectivity and shortened travel time. An interesting pattern seen in the tunnels is the lighting. Every few kilometers a light pattern flashes on the roof of the tunnel. Rainbow colors or a colorful design pattern lights up the tunnel to counter driver fatigue and driver boredom. We reached Ainokura, the smaller and less commercial of the two villages, after a two hour ride from Takayama. The slight drizzle created a mist around the straw covered houses, rows of tulips brightened up the dull weather, the frogs in the ponds made sounds in unison with insects, the temple at the edge of the village welcomed visitors with a beautiful straw based structure and the colorful shop boasted of curios never seen before. We had healthy Japanese powder tea, kelp tea, and rice crackers in a well constructed restaurant followed by unhealthy fried sweet potato in a road side shop. The road side shop used a mini rain and waterfall fed canal as a source of water to wash utensils & clothes and chill soft drinks. We wanted to spend the entire day in this beautiful village however it was time to visit Shirakawa-go. We stopped on a hill to have Japanese Bento in a simple restaurant. The food included a nice vegetarian egg plant on a hot grill, local ginger, sea weed based soup, rice and Udon noodles. The restaurant was decorated with posters, postcards and pictures and one could hardly see the wall. The entire Shirakawa-go village could be seen from the hill top despite the rain. We marched on foot and reached the village after crossing a narrow dangling bridge where people had to lean over the bridge and move umbrellas over their heads to give way to each other. As a result there were a couple of umbrellas that landed up in the river.

The village was more touristy and there were museums that gave an insight into the lives of people living in Gassho-style houses . The houses look small from outside but only when I reached inside did I realize the size was massive. The straw thatch is replaced during summer in a community event and the kitchen smoke is used as an insecticide. Despite the rain we walked around and let Reyansh play outdoors with pebbles and sticks. The last bus took us back to Takayama. It was time to head to Kyoto.
We never expected delays in Japan but the connecting train to Nagoya got delayed by ten minutes which meant we had to run to catch our Shinkansen to Kyoto. Sneha carried Reyansh on her shoulders while I carried the two suitcases and sprinted towards the platform and made it seconds before the train left the platform. An american couple followed us just to realize they entered the wrong train. However, they reached Kyoto without being questioned by the ticket collector. The ticket collector's protocol was unique. He wished people on entering and exiting the car. Such politeness and good culture is unheard off in modern times. From Kyoto we took a train to Uji. We stayed at a place that was a mix of Ryonkan and hotel. It helped us experience the best of both worlds with a nice view of the river, hills and a temple. 

Next morning, we attended a Tea ceremony. The Japanese tea ceremony, also called the Way of Tea, is a Japanese cultural activity involving the ceremonial preparation and presentation of Matcha, powdered green tea. There is a protocol for drinking tea. The tea cup had to be in a specific position so that the artistry on it was visible. There is a technique to lift the cup and place it appropriately after finishing the tea. Luckily, we did well but Reyansh was upset that he could not participate in the tea ceremony and had tears in his eyes. But, giving him a candy solved all our problems and we proceeded to visit the the Byōdō-in, a Buddhist temple. The Japanese 10 yen coin shows the Phoenix Hall of this temple. 

We did not spend a lot of time in the temple and headed towards the Fushimi Inari-taisha. The noticeable feature of this temple is the magical, seemingly unending path of over 5000 vibrant orange Torii gates that wind through the hills behind shrine. The shrine is famous and people pray here for prosperity by writing prayers on replicas of the gates of the shrine. The large bells have cloth strings attached so that anyone can ring the bell and invoke the lord. The process to pray was documented in a pamphlet and it helped tourists. After visiting the shrine, we enjoyed our walk in the bamboo forest and ate some street food where we tried orange juice in an orange rind, chestnuts and roots of a plant dipped in spicy powder. 

Later that evening we visited Gion district which has many buzzing restaurants and pubs. However, it is known for its Geisha town more than the party scene. Geisha is respected in Japan and we were fortunate to spot one. Our rickshaw puller requested us to bow our head and not click any photographs. The Geisha is an entertainer and undergoes a lot of training in a Geisha school and sacrifices normal life to entertain others . Their influence over the Japanese socio-political scene has drastically reduced in the past century, but they are treated well and live in a colony surrounded by commoners who work in other professions. Our rickshaw puller spoke English and helped us appreciate tourist spots such as the Buddhist pagoda and tea shrine. It is in this tea shrine that the first tea in Japan was created. 
The next day we canceled all our plans and decided to spend the entire day in Uji. We walked to the Mimuroto shrine and trekked a hill. That night Reyansh shocked us by eating more than usual at a British pub. I guess he was happy not eating food at Saziera which had been our food joint for almost every meal. After Fish and Chips, he ate vegetable sticks and consumed celery, carrots and cucumber. He asked for more food and dug into our pasta. Sneha and I were scared and surprised to see him hog. To give us company an elderly Japanese gentlemen joined our table. He discussed the past, present and future of Japan where stress and success has taken precedence over family and fun. 
Next day, we traveled to Mount Koya. It is also known as Koya San and considered a spiritual hub. Legend has it that Kobo Daishi, the founder of Shingon Buddhism, threw his Sankosho (a double ended, three-pronged Buddhist ceremonial tool) from China towards Japan. He came across his Sankosho stuck in the branches of a pine tree on Koyasan and started construction of the Garan, Koyasan's central temple complex. The pine tree, that caught the Sankosho, is still growing there. The journey to Koya San involved changing at least seven trains and the route seemed dull. It felt as if we were in a concrete jungle most of the time. But, the route became scenic once we started nearing the hills. The busy towns gave way to valleys, rivers and hills. The spectacular funicular from Gokurakubahsi to Mt Koya climbed close to a thousand meters at almost a fifty degree inclination. The inclined funicular carriage climbed the hill with the help of reinforcing cables on the track.

We reached Saizen-Inn, a Buddhist guest house, late afternoon. We stayed in a typical Japanese style room with Tatami straw mats that kept the floor warm, translucent sliding doors (Shoji), an alcove (Tokonoma) with instructions to tourists requesting them not to use it as a storage area , low tables and futon. There was an old kerosene heater in the room that kept us warm. It seemed like we were a good fifty years back in time despite the room television and internet access. 

The area outside the guest house was beautiful. The central temple complex has huge buildings and space. The sun light reflected on the grand orange dome and the gold lamps, the religious flags fluttered in the wind and the bells on top of the central complex rang continuously. 

The guest house had shared bathrooms accessible only in the evening and high tech toilets thankfully accessible anytime. Early dinner at five in the evening meant we had to stack our room with some food from the nearby food store. The vegetarian dinner had an overdose of Tofu and sea weed. Interestingly, alcohol was not prohibited at the guest house. While Sneha and I did enjoy the meal, Reyansh did not touch it and wanted to have Singapore food by which he actually meant home food. We forced him to have some food and it ended in a vomit session. 
Later that evening I had Bath in the Sentō, a communal bathroom. There are cubicles for each person and a common bath tub. Naked men having bath all around me was discomforting. I spent less than a minute having bath and went back to the room. We went to bed early that night as we had a prayer to attend the next morning. Morning prayer without bath was unusual for me. The rituals and chants reverberated through the corridors and reminded me of temple rituals in India. Instead of rushing we spent a major part of the morning in the guest house. Reyansh found a friend and the boys ran around, picked stones, played with twigs and almost fell into a fish pond. Later, we roamed the streets and hoped to find a place that would serve us some spicy food. I joked that we would find a restaurant that would serve Channa ( chickpeas ). Surprisingly, we found Bon on Shya, a fusion restaurant that was serving Channa and rice as the food of the day. We spent a few hours eating food and sipping hot coffee while Reyansh kept himself busy with the toys and books. In the excitement of eating spicy food I forgot my windcheater. Bon on Shya and Saizen Inn coordinated with me and the windcheater was couriered to me a week later. We walked around for a bit and then headed towards the airport. It was time to go home. 
The super fast train from Tengachaya station to Kansai Airport had a start wars theme. The train crossed a bridge over the ocean to enter the man made island that hosts the Kansai airport. The ticket collector bowed and requested us to alight. That moment summed up Japan. Scenic beauty, technology and courtesy. A country can be modern but preserve old traditions. People can be ambitious but courteous. Government can succeed if people do their bit. A nation is like Sarubobo, the faceless Japanese doll. The owner of the doll needs to imagine the face. The imagination represents the emotion which leads to action. Japanese have definetly imagined their doll to be better than the rest of the world. 





Thursday, May 21, 2015

Turkey

A few days before we left for Turkey, I got a call from Sneha to get to the Turkish Embassy within the next thirty minutes. We had to be physically present to submit visa documents for our son, although the Turkish embassy website never mentioned it. The officer at the embassy sheepishly grinned and told us that it was a common grievance and nothing could be done about it. "Have a nice trip to Turkey" is all she could muster. It sounded more like "Welcome to Turkey and its ways"

After the usual flight experience with a troublesome toddler, overheated flight food and constant switching on & off of cabin lights, we reached Istanbul. Istanbul is a fascinating city across two continents divided by the Bosphorus Strait. I could sense a western city trying to blend into a traditional eastern world. There were modern corporate buildings next to ancient mosques, bars near the wall of an old fort, bikers zooming past veiled women and multinational brands in old Ottoman buildings. Every few minutes I saw a mosque and suggested to the driver it was the Blue Mosque. He sighed in contempt every time and finally snapped "Huh. This is small mosque. Blue Mosque ten times bigger". The taxi, with blaring but bearable Turkish music, zoomed past stop signs, signals with the red lights and pedestrian crossings. But, the giant taxi driver was kind enough to find our apartment in the narrow and confusing lanes.

Our apartment was right in the center of the city which was both an advantage and a disadvantage. The tourist spots were close by but the taxi drivers detested short distances. After getting to know the apartment facilities I headed out to get some provisions. I entered a mini mart and picked up a few items. I was not sure which milk to buy and took advice from the man at the counter who confidently said "I have that milk. Good. Buy". Later, I entered a bakery and in my horrible Turkish, requested for a vegetarian sandwich. Luckily, an app on my phone helped me communicate better. The baker went out of his way to show every single ingredient that was used to prepare the sandwich. People and the weather seemed warm and friendly. But not for long.

Rachit, Naina and baby Saanvi arrived. It was a reunion as all of us (adults obviously) studied in the same college where the boys spent most of their best years wasting time doing frivolous things. A quick-lunch and off we went into the streets where a reluctant taxi driver took us to the Bosphorus strait amidst heavy traffic. To distract the kids we showed them videos on the mobile phone and thus launched an endless series of Dora The Explorer, Wonder pets and rhymes. Once in a while, I would play a Bollywood movie called Gunda which is a b-grade classic thrash that only a few can appreciate (Read it : Only boys). The kids, fortunately or unfortunately, had better taste.



After getting down from the taxi, we ended up on a cruise boat that looked bigger in the pamphlets than in real. Luckily, it had basic safety measures, looked decent enough and had a stinky but usable toilet. From the boat, we saw the beautiful sights lining the Bosphorus' wooded shores: mosques, a bridge that for a time was the world's longest, the massive Rumelihisar fortress, the 19th century mansions of the Ottomans and the Sultan's fancy palaces. It was hard to imagine that one side was Asia and the other was Europe. Our laughter and chatter grew louder. Being the only people consuming alcohol and with kids going berserk by running all over the place we attracted some dirty stares. But, all sobered down when we got stuck in a downpour after the ride. An enterprising salesman saved us, by selling cheap umbrellas that barely functioned. We walked past an array of small boats that functioned as restaurants serving fish from the strait, trinket shops, a huge bus terminus and ended up in a regular restaurant where the food was ordinary and the beer was skunked. The beer gave the boys some trouble the next day. 

Getting back to our apartment was another challenge as the rain had not subsided and the taxi drivers were as bad as they could get. Some asked for a sky-high price, some didn't want to move, some could not identify the address and the one who took us home was in a foul mood. Galatasary was struggling in a match, the directions to our place were confusing and he didn't understand English so he kept cursing and shouting. He refused to look at the GPS, the map or get off the car and ask for directions. I got down, begged a waiter at a restaurant to help us with directions and yet we were stuck. The driver was miffed with us and his football team. He flipped his radio channel to play some songs. Interestingly, a Turkish song played which resembled a Bollywood number. When I recognized the song he got even more angry and mocked at me. At least he got us back safe and didn't knife us. The moron had bargained for a price instead of turning on the taxi meter. In the end the bargained price was a lot lesser than the price shown by the meter.

The next day, another reluctant taxi driver took us to Sultanahmet. We took the smart option of hiring a guide to see Hagia Sophia. Hagia Sophia is a great example of religious harmony. Once a church, later a mosque, it is now a museum. There is an interesting story that fascinated all of us. Christian churches are traditionally oriented towards the east, and Muslims pray facing Mecca. Mecca is luckily southeast of Istanbul and bizarrely the east end of the Hagia Sophia actually faces southeast. So, the Ottoman rulers added a prayer niche, a wooden minaret, covered the faces related to Christianity in plaster and  made a mosque out of the church. The prayer niche is at around ten degrees from the altar and until the guide mentioned that to us we did not realize it. Instead of destroying the Church the Ottomans just decided to re-use it and even preserved most parts of it. In a world where religious animosity is burning us all down this seemed like a great lesson from the past. It also showed the secular culture ingrained in Turkey since ancient times.




Right across the Hagia Sophia is the Sultanahmet mosque. It is better known as the Blue Mosque because of the blue tiles surrounding its interior walls. It has six minarets and the sultan who built it was rightly criticized for trying to emulate the six minaret mosque at the holy Kaaba. Even though the mosque looks symmetric we were told none of the Islamic monuments are symmetric because symmetry which is a form of perfection is only Allah's prerogative. One of the entrances used to have a big chain that forced even the king on a horse to enter the mosque with his head lowered. This is a symbolic gesture to ensure the humility of the ruler in the house of the divine. Ironically, a tout ripped us off with the lure of entering the mosque through a special line. He just broke the rules and sneaked us in. It seemed as though we cheated our way into god's chamber. Inside the mosque, thousands of handmade ceramic tiles with engraved blue tulips, stained glass windows, decorations with verses from the Quran and dimly lit lanterns on an oval-shaped metal structure gave it a beautiful look. There was a lot to see inside the mosque, but we had to head out to stop the kids from rolling on the carpet floor that smelt of unwashed socks. The wiser option was to let kids run around outside. After visiting the mosque, we took the tram to the Grand Bazaar just to realize we reached late. A generous shopkeeper who sold tea and snacks allowed us to use his tables and chairs as a baby diaper changing and feeding room. We bought some flavored tea from his shop. That is the least we could do to thank him. 

The next day we were greeted by more rain and bad traffic. The taxi driver took a detour and left us at a place which was still a decent walk from Topkapi Palace. We took directions from cops, street vendors who spoke Hindi and somehow reached the Palace. The serpentine queues at the ticket counter forced us to use a guide service. A sudden downpour came unannounced and in order to protect Reyansh from rain, I bent down with a jerk which scared him. The poor kid kept crying for a long time till we calmed him down with some hot food under an umbrella at a coffee shop. A grumpy old man who was also taking cover under the umbrella was unwilling to give us space, but the kids found their own ways of grabbing space. 
Topkapi palace can be a disappointment if you expect great architecture and majestic structures. It was built during an era where Islamic rulers led simple lives. Ostentatious rulers who were inspired by their European counterparts eventually splurged the empire's wealth on the beautification of this simple palace. I am also not sure when the concept of Harems came into existence because the guide avoided some of my questions around it and the internet as usual has too much information with contrasting views. The other attraction in the palace is the artifact section. We saw swords from the crusades, antique clocks, diamonds, including the Spoon maker's diamond , carpets, possibly Moses's staff ,etc. The palace has a distinction of someone reciting passages from the Koran continuously for the past 500 years and is home to some of the Prophet's (may peace be upon him) belongings like his sword, bag, strand of hair, etc. Messiahs in most religions are a part of mythology but it felt we were up close and intimate with his life and history of that time. Although, none of us were Muslims, we felt a great sense of reverence looking at this religious section of the palace. 

We visited the Basilica Cistern which served as a water reservoir for the palaces and buildings centuries ago. The mystery behind the Medusa head, which was upside down is still not clear, but folklore suggests that it was set up to ward off evil. Inside the cistern, we took photographs dressed in unwashed rented royal attire that smelt of perfume mixed with sweat. Once we came outside, we were not royal anymore, nor the religious sentiments bothered us. We headed to a hookah bar along a cozy corner with graffiti on the walls, but surprisingly we were in a mood for tea and not alcohol. Modern Turkish rock music, apple flavored hookah and hot tea helped us rejuvenate. Interestingly, during the Azan - the call for prayer, the rock music was muted and no hookah was served. 

Our taxi troubles continued as none of the drivers wanted to take us to Taksim square. A guy asked us to get in and then asked for an exorbitant price which forced us to get down. In Taksim square the rain started once again and we could not explore the streets which were full of interesting restaurants and pubs. We settled at a restaurant near the Taksim Square Hotel called Kitchenete and ordered food and drinks. The kids were exhausted and slept on the seats. To get back to our apartment was again an adventure. Rachit and I were drenched in the cold rain by the time we convinced a taxi driver to take us back home while the girls held the kids on their shoulders waiting near the restaurant door that blew cold air inside every time someone opened the door. Luckily, this driver was a gentleman and used his smart phone to navigate. It was our last night in Istanbul.

The girls went shopping the next day and the boys had to take care of the kids. During the long walk towards the metro station we munched on hazelnuts that a street vendor sold. Hazelnuts were being sold like peanuts unlike the special status given to it back home. The kids enjoyed the metro ride, tram ride and the funicular to the Sultanahmet area. My little boy tried running under the turnstiles at every station while Saanvi, thankfully, made sure he didn't succeed. In Sultanahmet, we didn't enjoy ourselves. A little girl on the street tried ripping my son's shirt which upset him while the rest of the crowd loved it, an ordinary lunch served by lazy waiters was followed by a sour grape juice on the streets, Rachit's tummy was acting up again and Saanvi was exhausted. 

We were ready for our next destination. We had so much luggage that by the time we loaded all of it into the taxi we created a mini traffic jam in the lane. The taxi driver had to drive off the lane and take a turn back into it a couple of times. We crossed over to the Asian side of Istanbul on our way to Sabiha Gökçen airport and as usual heavy traffic greeted us. Reyansh was uneasy and restless. He was catching a mild flu and vomited in the car. There was no place to stop in the maddening traffic and the kid just dozed off in standing position. At the airport all of us revived. The girls were filling their starving stomachs, the kids were active and running around and Rachit's tummy was improving. A mini adventure awaited me. The security check officer found an ornamental knife and gun in our luggage. I had to answer a few questions, including whether I was a Muslim which I felt was offensive, racial and unnecessary. Carrying an item in the checked in baggage that might be a potential weapon has nothing to do with my religious belief and Turkey was the last place where I expected such kind of stereotypical profiling. 

Anyway, we were on board. The girls were having wine while the boys just stuck to soft drinks and Gunda. From Kayseri airport, we took the bus to Cappadocia. The driver did not speak English and used sign language to communicate. He had lowered his window shield and by the time I used sign language to explain that I was freezing because of the gushing wind he shifted lanes unknowingly on the highway. I quietly went back to my seat and told myself that freezing was a better option than dying. 
We all loved Cappadocia the moment we entered the town. It seemed as though a village from the stone age had been lit up. The Cappadocian region located in the the Anatolian region of Turkey, with its valley, canyon, hills and unusual rock formation has many hotels that have been carved out from the hills. The cave hotel where we stayed had rooms without heaters, but the stoned walls absorbed enough heat during the day to keep us warm at night. Tired after a long day we hit the sack. 

Next morning, after a long breakfast where we were almost forced to leave by the staff, we visited Göreme open air museum, a place known for its rock cut churches with frescoes. More than a thousand years ago people lived in this region and the rocks, like today, served as homes, churches, granary and convents. The churches had numerous figurative paintings representing events from the biblical ages. The area is rightly referred to as fairy chimneys and interestingly the chimney like architectural styles have changed little over the centuries in this region. For lunch that day, our guide and driver Mustafa took us to a restaurant that served hot and fresh food. The bread was served with a salsa style side that we polished in minutes. The portions were big and the highlight was the dish that came in a pot. The waiter used a mini sword to break the pot. It made the lunch even more exciting. 
At Pasabag a.k.a the Monk's valley we saw what looked like multiple pillars raised from the ground. Rachit and I climbed up a small hill and looked at these pillared structures. It was hard to accept that these were natural rock formations. The rock formations can force you to imagine different things. The art lovers could see shapes of animals, planetary objects or even the faces of humans. Rachit and I thought the rocks looked like the male reproductive organ and thus laid rest to any artistic conversation possible.

Across the Halys or Red river, the longest in Turkey, lies the ancient town of Avanos which is known for its pottery. Sultan's ceramic is the oldest pottery and the owners have passed on the tradition to the next generation for hundreds of years. We decided to visit this place and were treated royally with tea, wine and a private tour. A master demonstrated his skills and designed a vase within minutes, in another room we saw ceramics that glowed when the lights were turned off, the main display room had artifacts such as a wine goblet and traditional Hittite wine jug in various sizes and prices. The guide explained the soil, chemical and clay combinations used to create the color patterns and most importantly explained the difference in the quality of each product. The handmade goods were more expensive because it took them months to complete it and the fine grained designs were not reproducible through machines. The boys took care of the sleeping kids and received kudos from other visitors for being good dads while the ladies spent time evaluating and purchasing ceramic show pieces. 

The following morning I got up to see the entire sky full of hot air balloons over the rocky terrain. It seemed as if someone used a paint brush and created these balloons. After breakfast, we headed towards the Derinkuyu underground city. On our way we stopped at a dilapidated building which was a rest house during the days when the silk route was used. We saw the Uchisar castle at a distance which was built, funny as it may sound, on top of a hill as well as into it. The underground city's history was interesting. Wars forced the locals into this eerie and suffocating dungeon. During its occupation, there was a social structure that was followed where the gentry got better parts of the city. The grain storage and the drain disposal were implemented well. There were wine cellars must have come in handy. The war outside would have kept the inhabitants inside the city for weeks and the rotten smell inside would have made matters worse. Access to the wine would have definitely reduced the whine. On a serious note, life would have been very hard in this city.
Outside, the potato chips twisted around like a coil on a stick, roasted chick peas and orange juice breathed some life into us.

Mustafa then took us to the most scenically located restaurant in Cappadocia. The restaurant was in a village called Soğanli which means Onion in Turkish and is known for its dolls. Funnily though, the place we visited had tomatoes being grown everywhere. A small restaurant served massive portions of food with great affection. The breads, like the Indian parathas, were stuffed with onions, spinach and cheese. The salad ,lentil soup and Ayran (butter milk) were fresh and delicious. Our table was placed in the middle of the lush green lawn surrounded by hills. It was the perfect lunch. Later that evening, a chatting session where we relived our college days went late into the night. 

The following morning we were up for some more thrill. Our shuttle to the airport arrived late, the driver forgot to pick up a passenger and turned back again, I realized I had lost my credit card and we were all sleepy. Along the journey we realized that the flight was to leave in ten minutes, but the driver assured us that all was good. We rushed to the check in counter and realized we were not the last to board. Finishing our formalities, we ran on the runway and got into the flight. Off we flew to our beach destination.

The weather in Fethiye was warm and humid like any other beach destination. Rachit's idea of hiring a car from Dalaman Airport and not relying on public transport was a smart move even though he was the only driver in the gang. It helped us travel around, buy provisions for during our stay at our nice farm house like home and keep Rachit away from alcohol so that the rest of us could get drunk. Oludeniz beach located in Fethiye is considered one of the most picturesque beaches in the world. Even the drive to Oludeniz beach through the hills and a small town on rocky roads is fascinating. You can see pine trees which are generally found at higher altitudes near the beach and shrubs which are seen in dry areas on the hills. At one point the road just dives right to the bottom towards the turquoise colored ocean.
By sunset, the blue ocean seems to integrate with the blue sky, the sky starts reflecting different colors ranging from orange to pink, the yellowish sun reflects light on the hills which had dry trees that reflected back the yellow light. In a way, it was a circle of colors blending into each other. Of course, once the darkness set in the only colors we saw were in the cocktails.

Sneha and I took a dip in the Mediterranean sea while Reyansh was busy with pebbles. Saanvi finally convinced Reyansh to take a dip into the water by walking alongside like a master guides a student. We had some lousy food at a fake Indian restaurant and to add to the misery a bottle of local wine that didn't taste good was the only thing available back in our home. So, Rachit and I decided to buy some Whiskey which we could not complete. The bottle traveled from Fethiye to Istanbul to Singapore evaporating and spilling all along its journey. The bottle still has some whiskey left in it at my home.

We spent the entire next day at home as Reyansh was down with mild fever. Naina, Rachit and Saanvi went out for boat rides, island hopping and shopping. It was nice of Rachit and Naina to cancel their Pamukkale plans and instead visit it the next day with us despite the fact that Rachit would end up driving almost twelve hours or so in less than twenty four hours.
The next day, Rachit and Sneha decided to go for para gliding while Naina and I were getting the kids ready to go to Pamukkale. The sheep and goats in the nearby field helped me entertain Reyansh while Sneha was away gliding. The drive to Pamukkale was long and we did not have music in the car. The terrain was reasonably picturesque and constant cartoon noise kept us all awake. I wondered how people sustained themselves in this dry region. There were some quarries, farms and factories along the way which probably helped people earn a living.


We could finally see Pamukkale at a distance. It looked like a snow clad mountain amidst barren land. A natural wonder indeed. This blue water and white calcium based stone structure looks like a cotton palace and thus the name Pamukkale. Over the years the stone has eroded and the clay like mud can be seen even in the areas outside the immediate vicinity of this lovely marvel. Despite the hot sun the mud is cool and the walk on it was a different experience for all of us. 

We packed some fresh potato and spinach rolls from a small restaurant. It helped us survive the long drive back to Fethiye. That night, we decided to eat food at an Indian restaurant. The food took ages to come and poor Saanvi was exhausted and got into a tiff with Naina. Reyansh, generally the one who goes wild, was looking at the proceedings quietly. 
In the wee hours of the following morning, Rachit, Naina and Saanvi started their long return journey. Sneha, myself and Reyansh spent the entire day in Fethiye, just relaxing and returned to Istanbul that evening. The next day we were off to Singapore. 

I will be honest to admit that Turkey is not the most tourist friendly places in the world. Istanbul can be nasty like any other busy city. But, for every bad encounter there was at least one or more wonderful experience. The taxi driver who didn't charge us extra for the night in Istanbul, Mustafa, who took care of us like a family friend, the generous house keeper in Fethiye who gave kids huge quantity of grapes from the garden or the lady who made sure she gave us fresh food at Pamukkale. Experiences in the end are always good.
Travelling with friends and family who are easy going, understanding and adjusting is the only thing one needs on a trip to enjoy. Some days, I close my eyes and think of Turkey. I visualize all of us standing in Cappadocia looking over the horizon. The couples hugging each other, a little because of the cold a little out of excitement, but surely out of love. Reyansh picking pebbles and Saanvi dancing and singing "Five little monkeys jumping ......"

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Australia 2014 : Down Under

Sneha, myself, our year old toddler and my in laws decided to visit Australia. It was a welcome break from the humid weather and monotonous life in Singapore. I was in USA thirty hours before we took the flight to Australia. The two weeks in USA at Las Vegas and SFO were filled with long nights and busy mornings.
The flight to Melbourne went from bad to worse as the kid went crazy. Angry birds toy, given by Singapore Airlines, went from one seat to another just the way it happens in the game. The color pencils were without the nibs in minutes. The nibs were everywhere. Even my in laws were unable to control the little fellow. After a nightmarish nine hours we reached Melbourne. The polite immigration officer tried his best to speed up the immigration process. I guess he saw our worn out faces and took pity on us. Immigration was followed by a baggage scan. This was not an ordinary scan. The scanner was actually a dog which luckily did not find anything suspicious in our baggage. I have been scanned by metal detectors, special scanning cages, some weird instruments that look like mosquito repelling bats and men who are eager to touch private parts and now even by a dog. I wonder what is next ! At the Hertz car rental office we were lucky to hire a Nissan X-Trail despite my ancient paper license which ideally should be kept in a museum as a relic. I got used to the car and the road after a few wrong turns and a couple of angry drivers honking at me. My jet lag and tiredness vanished as we hit the highway. We were on our way to Warburton.
We crossed the city limits, entered typical modern highways and then finally entered towns with old brick houses. The towns became smaller as we drove further away from Melbourne. Everyone in the car fell asleep including the GPS. The first thing I noticed was the amount of space and time available in Australia. I know the latter seems weird but it is true. There were houses with large lawns and backyards. The pace seemed slow. No one seemed to be in a hurry. Vehicles moved at a comfortable speed and the weekday madness was missing.
The road after Montrose was beautiful.There were houses on hillocks surrounded by green pastures. At the edge of these pastures were trees resplendent in fall colors. Farm animals were enjoying the bright sunshine on a cold morning. There were vineyards and strawberry farms along the way. An odd stream added more beauty to the scenery. I saw some small vineyards advertising their drinks and food menu on the highway. Some farms were selling fresh fruits and juices.

We reached Anne's Escape at Warburton. It was a small house with all the basic facilities for a family. It had enough space for our kid to run around. We could hear birds chirping and the river flowing from the kitchen. It was a nice getaway.
It was afternoon and we were in no mood to cook so we went to explore the town for a restaurant. There were small bistros and restaurants with weird themes. A restaurant was selling old books written by authors who probably never wrote more than a single book in their career. There was a tea shop that had a sale. They were selling bad imitations of some famous paintings, dusty Taj Mahal replicas, etc. Who will ever buy that dusty Taj Mahal replica in Australia ? We settled at a nice homely place called Wild Thyme Cafe. The cafe seemed like an old house converted into a restaurant. There were books, some trinkets and paintings in the lounge area. We however preferred sitting in the dinning area because we just wanted to stuff ourselves and go back to the house. The friendly owners served nice although bland food and even prepared a meal for our toddler.  We did little that evening except cooking our own food after purchasing provisions from a local store.

The next morning we headed out towards Dandenong ranges. We stopped at Hahndorf's Fine Chocolate Store and spent almost an hour drinking hot chocolate while Sneha got busy with her camera. I enjoyed the drive through the Kalorama park. At one of the view point stops, we walked on the grassy slopes and could see the lush green valley and the Silvan reservoir. The slopes reminded me of Bollywood films where oranges would be rolled down the slope on the heroine dressed in a gaudy attire. We drove further without worrying about the destination.
There were Maple trees with bright red leaves, Kangaroos running across the road, farmlands on the hills surrounded by forested area and the fog cover made the place look even better. Although, I must say the Yarra river was not that majestic as it seemed more like a rivulet than a river. There were villages with small schools. But, the schools had huge playgrounds which confirmed the tradition of Australia being an outdoor country. We stopped at a fine dining restaurant for lunch. The restaurant had a beautiful view of the valley and naturally attracted romantics and old retired couples. The old steam locomotive Puffing Billy that chugged close to the garden made the place seem like a fantasy. But the fantasy was turned into a nightmare for us and other diners as our starved and tired kid brought the roof down. Luckily, this was the last time he behaved badly and it seems like he vented all his frustrations out. After that we had no complaints from the toddler for the entire trip.
The next day we headed towards the Mornington. We stopped for lunch at Train Trak Vineyard . Personally, this was the place where I had the best food in the trip and the service at the restaurant was excellent despite their frantic preparations for a wedding the same evening. The vineyard is a must visit place according to me. Situated between the hills, the rust colored grape plants were surrounded by lush green grass. We relaxed at the vineyard for a couple of hours before hitting the road.

We hit the road but Sneha and I hit the wrong cord. Arguments, heated exchanges and finger pointing was the norm for the next couple of days. She drove after consuming wine with a toddler not sitting on the car seat. She drove on the wrong lane, misjudged a turn and had a small problem.... She did not have a license. She found faults with my driving, personality and continued driving till she was caught by a cop one day. Noticing the cop she panicked and tried to switch lanes which made the cop furious. Luckily, he did not notice any of the rules that she broke and let her pass by after a simple alcohol test. Being a tourist saved her and us. I am sure she has her version of this story.
We drove to Philip Island the next morning. The terrain and weather changed considerably. The road was wider and there was marshy area alongside the road. There was lesser vegetation and the towns and villages during the drive reminded me of typical beach destinations. Philip Island has a lot of activities to do but only after the town wakes up from slumber. The restaurants were closed and opened only for dinner. The roads were empty and there was nothing much to do apart from relaxing in the beach. I was a bit disappointed with the lack of buzz. Beach towns are genearlly buzzing throughout the day. Maybe we visited the place during the wrong season. But, sleeping on the lawns next to the beach was fun too. Sneha was playing with the kid while the rest of us took a nap on the lawns.
In the evening, we went to see the penguin parade. Every evening, these endanged little penguins waddle up the beach to the safety of their burrows in the sand dunes. We had to wait in the cold for about half an hour before the penguins made their appearance. The rangers requested repeatedly not to click pictures but the touristy crowd didn't give a hoot. The clicks and flashes marred the experience a little. But, the sight of penguins swimming towards the shore in large groups and climbing up the hill was worth the wait. I hope their habitat is not destroyed. 
The next morning we headed towards the Great Ocean Road. We were on the road for more than seven hours that day and had underestimated the distances. The GPS cable had a problem and I needed a navigator to hold the GPS charging cable. The roads in Australia are so well laid that drivnig on it is a pleasure despite the rainy weather. We drove to Sorrento, a town full of mansions sitting atop cliffs, beautiful  limestone buildings and churches. We took the ferry to Queenscliff. The fact that even vehicles are mounted onto the ferry fascianted my inlaws. The ferry ride would have been memorable had the weather improved. Good weather was to greet us only after we crossed over to Queenscliff.
The drive on the great ocean road was truly great. The setting sun created a pinkish tinge in the sky. The lights flickering from the houses on the hills seemed like glow worms. The blue ocean with thundering white waves looked beautiful and scary at the same time. There was a light house at a distance which resembled an old warrior standing and admiring the view.
Driving was hard as my heart wanted me to stop over at every possible junction and admire the view. We did stop at an unnamed beach where some surfers entertained us with their skills. Sneha and the kiddo enjoyed playing in the sand while I took a deserving break from driving. There was more driving, followed by some more driving, followed by lot more driving. We stopped at Apollo Bay for dinner at an Australian food court. This was the last place where we could grab a bite before heading out again. The moon light reflected off the ocean and made me feel a bit secure but soon we entered the woods and we were the only car on the road. I never like to be the last car on the road. It is risky. The others did not understand my paranoia. I drove for almost two hours at speeds close to a hundred kilometers an hour. I was in a driving trance which I get into when I am in unison with the machine. It is a great feeling. Finally, after hours on the road we reached the Secret Spot.
The Secret Spot BnB was so inviting that we almost thought of canceling our stay in Melbourne. It is located in the middle of nowhere. It is in the middle of wilderness. The night sky was shining with stars and the air was so clean and cold.
Robyn, the owner, was a friendly lady who not only had a great place but a great attitude towards life. She chatted with us, prepared delicious scrambled eggs and toast, guided us regarding places to visit, and accommodated even a late payment. She was self sufficient with her own poultry and a tiny farm. We wished someday we could retire and own a place like that.
The weather forecast for the next morning was excellent and that meant we could witness the spectacle from the sky and the ground. The spectacle was 12 Apostles. The limestone structures in the southern ocean have eroded over the years but the light coffee colored stone structures in different sizes and shapes all along the coastline look beautiful. There is not a single person on the coast, the area is protected, so it gives the stone structures a pristine look.
We took the helicopter ride from a place called Prince town instead of the crowded 12 Apostles tourist center. A single person was responsible for everything. He was the pilot, the tour guide, the cashier, the receptionist. The first few minutes of the fifteen minute ride in a wobbly chopper was disconcerting. It felt as if a scooter has been attached with a rotor blade. But, once we went a bit higher it was comfortable. The breathtaking sights from the sky was worth the time and effort that we put in to get there. The 12 Apostles and other stone structures have a white froth at their base due to the constant crashing of waves.  Some of them also have a greenish grass cover.  In a weird way they do resemble humans. The irregular and broken coast line which is at a short distance from these stone structures looks like a jigsaw puzzle that needs to be completed. Who knows maybe the souls of the Apostles do rest there. Later in the evening Sneha captured some pictures during twilight. We were once again the last car on the road till we got close to Melbourne. As we drove along we spent time reminiscing about the trip. My mother in law always wanted to visit Australia. This trip was planned for her. She was turning sixty in a few months and we felt going for a holiday would be the best gift we could give her.  also, visiting Australia with her favorite person in the world - her grandson was super special. I will never forget the conversation she had with Robyn. Two ladies from different parts of the world had so much in common. The same fears, the simple desires and selfless affection for their kids.

We reached Melbourne at night. As we approached the city the driving standards dropped all around. Drivers repeatedly drove beyond speed limits and shifted lanes to overtake without indicating. The city skyline was visible from a distance and our holiday was coming to an end. There was one last thing for me to see before it all ended. The Melbourne Cricket Ground - MCG.
Next morning, we woke up and walked from our service apartment to MCG through Queen Victoria gardens. The trams and cars created a complex maze of traffic. The driving rules especially the hook turn rule encourages more pedestrians I suppose. We crossed the Yarra river, walked over to the Rod Laver Arena and reached MCG. Only I decided to take the stadium tour while the rest decided to walk around the river.

The entrance to the ground had a huge poster stating "It is all happening at the ...G". The poster was referring to the great Australian cricketer and commentator Bill Lawry. This place was meant for the cricket nerd. The tour was conducted by a member of the club who had a lot of knowledge about the game. He showed us the member stands, the pavilion, the press rooms, the practice area with speed guns, bowling machines with screens to simulate bowlers in action, gym and other facilities. The were bars and restaurants named after players and cricketing records. There were paintings of cricket matches, autographed bats, photographs and record boards.
We got down to the turf and I got a chance to touch the grass. I had mixed feelings. I was excited to be on a ground I had seen and heard so much about on television. As a child I dreamed of playing for my country in great grounds like the MCG. Obviously, that didn't materialize.
Maybe, in my next life or in a different world I will fulfill my dream. ........The cover drive from my bat crashing to the fence or the ball released from my hand demolishing the stumps while someone says "Its a ripper"......
It was time to fly back to Singapore.



Sunday, April 28, 2013

Europe 2012

As a child I used to marvel at the Eiffel Tower, the scenic Swiss Alps(Thanks to Bollywood Over Dosage), Colosseum and other famous places in Europe. I wondered if I would ever visit Europe. Until last year, the dream of visiting Europe did not materialize but a small hike in my salary, a very very small hike to be precise, triggered the plan. Sneha and I decided to go for this "Dream trip".

We convinced Jaideep and Shreya to join us. I am sure they are still cursing me for giving incorrect cost estimates but had I given proper estimates they would have never come and without them the trip would have been incomplete. Bhari was in Europe on work and decided to spend time with us in Italy.
France - Paris
After a comfortable flight we landed at Charles De Gaule Airport at Paris. The journey, from the airport to the neighborhood where our hotel was located, was long. The first thing we noticed was the announcement made when a station arrived. The french words were pronounced so differently and I realized how incorrectly and confidently I have used certain french words all my life. Of course, my french is just limited to restaurant names and a few shop names..
I could gauge the importance of railways in France by just looking at the number of tracks and trains that were running parallel to each other. At one station, I could count up to eighteen tracks spread across almost half a kilometer with at least seven different trains, three different goods trains and two emergency trains.
After changing trains at Gare De Lyon we experienced the metro. The small toy trains are extremely efficient and run pretty late into the night through some very beautiful and some very smelly stations. On a funnier note, you might want to take a crash course on opening the doors of the train before entering one as it requires you to manually open the automatic door. Quite an oxymoron but true. The latch needs to be lifted manually for the automatic door to open.
After getting down at the Convention station we took the stairs up into the city. Everybody talks about the romantic nature of the city and you feel what is it that makes this city so special. I spent hours wondering how great can it be or how the air of the city, as people say, be special. But, the moment we saw Paris we fell in love with it.
The old buildings with ancient architecture and facades that you read about in novels, the street lights with intricate designs you generally see in sculptures, the cobbled footpath where the stones fit in aesthetically, the green fountains where the drinking water flows continuously as if to show that there is no scarcity in life, the cozy little shop at the corner which is encroaching yet encouraging you to get inside it, the flower pots at the corner of the street where a man playing music are things that make you enter a wonderland.
An old lady helped us find our way to the hotel by talking in English. The myth of French being rude and not speaking in English was broken by this old lady and through out our stay people were only nice and friendly unlike the pessimistic stereotyped information we got about the country.

After checking into one of the tiniest hotel rooms ever we went out in search of food. A small shop next to a university seemed inviting and we had delicious Panini and refreshing black coffee despite my serious doubts about the latter. The friendly owners were welcoming and mighty impressed with my lousy French sentences. It is not about knowing the language but making a genuine attempt in knowing it that always makes locals of any place happy be it Paris, Chennai or Jakarta.

Jaideep and Shreya had arrived and the gang was all set to go. We had planned out travel in advance and knew the metro map, stations, routes, locations and an added bonus was the fact that Shreya spoke French. Without any fuss we reached Louvre and entered the museum through a secret entrance. I considered myself an art handicap and anything related to arts never interested me but that was about to change. The paintings and sculptures showcased the ancient world. Painters captured scenes of joy, despair, violence on huge canvases without ignoring minute details like reflections, shadows and even dust. Sculptures carved wrinkles and captured birth marks on statues. I started observing the patterns, the colors, stories these artifacts tried to portray and realized I was not such a handicap after all. There is more to Louvre than the Mona Lisa and a lifetime is not enough to explore it all.
We spent hours inside the Louvre and by the time we came out we were starving and freezing. After eating the costliest chestnuts in the world sold by an enterprising Bangladeshi man which did justice neither to our hunger nor to our pockets we entered a restaurant by the river. This little restaurant had umbrella shaped structures with a pouch full of burning charcoal that radiated heat and made the place cozy. We escaped the cold and hogged till our boat ride was about to start.
The Beautex Mouches boat ride started at twilight and as the sun set the cold became harder to bear. But the view of the city kept our spirits high though we wouldn't have minded some real spirits to fight the cold.But the view of the city kept our spirits high though we wouldn't have minded some real spirits to fight the cold. The Seine is a greenish mossy river that will not look pretty if it was separated from its surrounding buildings that is known to us as the city of Paris.The mud colored structures which have no modern intrusion makes you go back in time. Some of these buildings are hundreds of years old and have withstood seasons, invasions and great wars. It feels as if you have entered a movie set of a story from the 40s or 30s or perhaps earlier. The boat cruises along the river under many historic bridges each with its own unique design and style. As the night sets in, the buildings are lit beautifully and tastefully. The lights are not too bright and do not seem repelling unlike other big cities which generally have blaring lights. The transition into the night is easy as is the music played on the boat. The boat went past Eiffel Tower which under lights looks majestic to an outsider but understandably gaudy to the tasteful Parisian. The massive metal structure created for a business event doesn't blend into the beautiful city which has no sky scrapers in the central area. However, Parisians enjoy the flickering lights that come into play every hour during the night. It costs thousands of Euros to create the magical flicker but who cares as long as it is beautiful.

The next day, Our walking tour started at Notre Dame, the eerie Gothic church with many legends. Our guide, Hannah, kept us entertained with her story telling and acting skills which she was incidentally learning at a university. We walked past Latin quarter known for its tiny streets which were narrow enough to be blocked by throwing furniture out of a window, a ploy used by revolutionaries to stop invasions. At Tuileries garden we realized that French revolution sparked off because of some drunk men. In Paris dogs and humans drink water from the same fountain and while we were learning about French revolution a dog stopped our class because of the slurping sound it made. We all burst out laughing while the owner sheepishly smiled and apologized.
Apart from the famous monuments and buildings, we saw Johnny Depp's apartment, a bridge with love locks,


second world war bullet ridden walls, discussed cheese processing and at Champ Elysées Hannah told us about a time where the King's lack of hygiene sparked a fashion of not bathing and gave birth to the booming perfume business and the origins of "French do not bathe".
After the walking tour we stood in the queue to enter Musee De Orangerie assuming the entry was free and even encouraged some other tourists to join the queue only to realize there was an entry fee. The museum has more modern artifacts compared to the Louvre, more vague if you may call it. The paintings in Louvre are simple depictions of events or life from the past but here the paintings compel you to think, observe and comprehend the philosophy behind it. There is an audio guide that came in handy to understand the psyche of painters like Claude Monet, Paul Cezanne and Pablo Picasso amongst others but after a while I tried to decipher the paintings without the audio guide. Monet's Water Lillies were created when he suffered from cataract which explain the dull colors, Cezanne was inspired by daily life events and the geometry of things while Picasso painted based on his obsessions. Slowly, I began to appreciate art a bit more.
After two lousy dinners, one at a restaurant next to the Eiffel tower and one near Montmartre, we entered Moulin Rouge, the world famous cabaret. We were informally dressed for the occasion but thrilled to see many badly dressed visitors like us. We were seated on tiny tables in a cramped corner with old furniture reminding me of my class room in school. But, once the champagne and show started these inconveniences were secondary. The semi nude dancers keep you wide awake and the comic fillers in between make it a memorable experience although one has to admit that it is a bit pricey.
The next day, after a heavy breakfast, we took a train ride to Versailles. At Versailles we were greeted to ocean of visitors who stood in a queue to enter the palace. The Versailles Palace represented the extravagance of the rulers of that era. Luckily, we weren't so extravagant and decided not to enter the palace and instead headed back.
Later in the evening we walked in the streets of Montmarte, a little hillock inside the city, with Chris who was our tour guide. Montmartre has been an inspiration and a haven for artists for almost a century. Picasso, Van Gogh, Dali, Monet, etc stayed in this part of the city during some part of their lives. While Picasso was smart enough to earn, live and succeed at his work Van Gogh ruined himself.  The small dwellings for artists worked on a barter system, some restaurants served free food to artists, there was a vineyard which still grows wine of a distinct flavor and the small township had its own police and laws. An interesting story around the barter system involved Lapin Agile, a cabaret and restaurant, and Picasso. Picasso painted a picture of the owner and his cow and gifted to the owner. The owner sold the painting for around 40 euros and later the same painting was resold for a million euros much to the anger of the art critics who felt anything Picasso created was being hyped and sold at high prices.
The hill has its own history apart from being known as an artist's paradise. The name Montmartre - "Mountain of the Martyr" signifies the sacrifice of Saint Dennis, the patron saint of Paris. He was beheaded on this hill during a sermon and it is believed that he carried his head and walked towards the country side while continuing his sermon. A lot of statues in Paris depict this scene. On a lighter side, it is at this hill the word Bistro came into existence. During the Russian occupation the hungry soldiers would shout at the laid back cafe owners to deliver food faster and used to utter the word Bistro. Over the years this Russian word has become a part of French lingo and represents a cafe or a small restaurant.
On top of the hill was the  Basilica of the Sacré Cœur, a typical tourist hub with thousands of tourists and beggars. Only thing I remember while tugging and pushing along the crowd is the sign board a beggar held which read "celibate since last 10 years. Please spare some money for this sacrifice". Our trip in Paris had come to an end. It was time to visit the country side.


France - Avignon
We took the TGV train to Avignon. Overlooking at the French Alps at a speed of around 300 kph gives you a slight dizzy feeling which could be attributed to the surreal view as much as to the high speeds. The train is an engineering marvel as it clocks such high speed on railway tracks instead of magnetic levitation.

Avignon is a small town perched inside a fortress. The town was the center of Christianity years ago and the Pope's palace, although in ruins, gives a great insight about the lavish lifestyle of the popes who lived there. Each pope changed the architecture, rules and culture of the town based on his fantasies. While the public was suffering the pope's were thriving. The majestic structure is located in the middle of the town. Small restaurants with live music, shops selling trinkets, musicians playing weird instruments, beggars with innovative costumes, street dancers, a movie theater that looked like an old monument, etc gave the town a nice feel.
We visited the Pope's palace and the Saint Bénézet bridge on river Rhone. We all got scattered as each went their own way. We spent half an hour searching Sneha and finally found her at a trinket shop. We should have guessed that earlier. In the evening we had dinner at an Irish Pub which served fast and served big and played music of our taste.

The next day we got up pretty late and had a long breakfast. We strolled to the garden which was located on a small hill and gave us a good view of the town. Later in the day we took a taxi to Arles. Jacques, the old driver and our guide, was a man of few words. Unlike the over enthusiastic guides he never intruded too much into our fun and did not keep giving lectures about the place. But, whenever he spoke, he made sense.

Our first destination was Arles where we were supposed to see the Van Goh's trail. We drove across villages and farmlands. Each farm was separated by big trees, to avoid certain winds , known as the windbreakers. There were farms that grew olives, tomatoes, grapes and farms that grew herbs used for Absinthe which according to Jacques had ruined many lives in the village. Later when we drove towards Le Baux we entered a jungle. We heard that Flora and fauna protection are high in the government's agenda so new national parks have been created to save the region and all human activities in that park is controlled.
Arles seemed like a place from the comic books that talk about an old kingdom. The matchbox like houses were painted in light shades of green, yellow and pink. I felt it looked like a theater which was getting ready for a play where the scene needed to depict a village during the nineteenth century. The town has a few tourist spots like the old amphitheater built by the Romans, Church of St. Trophime which has a sculpture of the judgement day, etc. But, according to me it is Van Goh's trail that one should not miss. The flawed Van Gogh who had fits of rage and depression was a genius and to preserve his legacy the town authorities of Arles have to be commended. In an era were paintings were getting irrelevant due to the prevalence of cameras artists like Van Gogh tried to portray something more. The colors and strokes tried to capture emotions, thoughts and shades of the day. We saw the hospital where the great artist painted the scene outside his room. The hospital has maintained the same wall colors and flowers in garden for years and when you notice the painting you realize that it captures the colors perfectly. Lasting impression the mind has of that place is exactly replicated in his painting.
If I close my eyes and think of that hospital it brings a picture that the painting captured. No wonder, the art connoisseurs love a form of art that captures such imaginations. The next destination in the trail took us to a cafe where he painted Midnight cafe. Even to this day the cafe has maintained the same look and feel and on a starry night you can imagine the cafe to look exactly like the painting. There were many such places that his paintings captured like the olive garden in the outskirts of Arles or the depiction of Arles itself. Unfortunate life of a man who was so talented but died young. It is sad that such a great painter gained fame only after his death. On our way to Le Baux we stopped at a quarry that was now converted into an art gallery which showed paintings of the two pals - Paul Gauguin and Van Gogh. The gallery had eerie music and paintings were displayed on the huge walls inside the freezing quarry. The music and the paintings blended and made me feel connected to the place, paintings and the crazy painter Van Gogh.

Le Baux is a hilly village with just around fifteen permanent inhabitants which is ironic because traces of life from 6000BC have been found here. It feels like a place from the fairy tales with a massive castle at the top representing the kings home, small huts with roofs made up of brick tiles representing the common man's life, a church at the edge of the mountain from where the ringing of the church bell can be heard in the entire valley below. The castle and smaller chateaus can be rented if you have the money. We had money just for a coffee each and a bottle of Absinthe to commit the sin that night. It was fitting that we ended our night with Absinthe  - a tribute to Van Gogh who popularized the drink.

The next day, we didn't have much time apart from vising a few shops around and headed towards Marseilles to catch the flight to Italy. The Marseilles airport is located by the ocean and the view from the train and airport is beautiful. It was now time to do what the Romans do.

Rome
It was night by the time we reached Rome. An eager taxi driver volunteered to take us to our bed and breakfast (BnB) in the city. He was extremely enterprising and offered us a price which was hard to resist. As he drove past without paying too much attention to the road, signals, speed or other cars he advised us on things to do and not to do in his loud voice and smelly breath. Rome seemed like a city with its foot in the past. The regular buildings were old but not historic. The monuments were situated right alongside these buildings. It seemed as if the city just grew alongside the ancient ruins.The city has tiny lanes, more like footpaths I must say, through which vehicles zoom past. The cab drivers will stop anywhere and everywhere. Our taxi driver stopped in the middle of the road to have a quick chat with his cousin who was incidentally in that area. Cities like Rome, Old Hyderabad, Kanpur, etc have this easy going culture which might cause a rude shock if you have lived in more modern cities. On reaching the BnB, our host Gildo (I know what you are thinking), gave us an idea about the city, the tourist attractions, the routes and safety measures. The BnB was an apartment that was used for what seemed like a semi legal business as they accepted only cash for payments. The lift in the BnB was no less than an artifact. The tiny lift had space for two people and a twin door that opened inwards creating great discomfort. I am sure the lift is a brain child of a great designer who probably wanted to encourage people to take stairs and save the planet. However, we didn't care as there was enough food in the pantry and the rooms were clean.



 Next day, we headed to Colosseum. The metro system in Rome is well connected and you can get to any place quickly. There was a chaos at the Colosseum as hundreds of gladiators were striking against the government for banning their livelihood. Not their livelihood of fighting but of striking a pose with tourists for a few euros. There were tourist guides who flashed badges, apparently from the government, and arranged tours. We bargained a bit and took a chance with one guide who spoke in several languages including Hindi. It took us a while to realize that almost everyone wore a badge and was a guide. If I could speak in a couple of languages even I could have been a tourist guide.
We entered the Colosseum by climbing steep stairs surrounded by huge walls. We walked past few corridors and entered an area that gave us our first view of this gigantic structure. The Colosseum rose many feet above us. Once upon a time this great building was covered in marble. Over the years the marble was plundered by the people, invaders and the members of the church. The few traces of marble visible today is luckily at a great height else would have probably been stolen by now. The Colosseum would have been an engineering marvel of its time. Centuries ago, there were lifts that carried animals to the center stage, there were seats allotted for the royalty and the common man. People loved seeing blood and to satiate their desire exotic animals were brought and slaughtered. There is a certain spot where you can see the entire oval structure which might seem small initially but on carefully observing the people at the other end you could gauge its size. The tourist guide then outsourced the next tourist attraction after lunch. We were given an hour's break and instead of eating at a decent Pizzeria outside the complex we made the mistake of buying food from the van just outside the Colosseum. After having the worst food of our trip we realized the tourist guide books and websites had warned us about the lousy food van.
Roman forum, a small valley between the Palatine and Capitoline Hills, was next on the agenda. The guide and his touts caught hold of as many people as they could and finally we had a crowd of around forty people walking together towards the forum breaking official tourist queues and walking right through the middle of the road. Had we been standing in the official queue, it would have taken us a few hours to get inside. The forum is a ruin of architectural monuments and on going excavations by lazy workers who sat most of the time under the shade.

The Palatine hill where we were standing was a place for the rich and famous. The Domus Flavia, the Domus Augustana, the Baths of Septimus Severus, and the House of Livia are in ruins. Circus Maximus (Circo Massimo) which we remember from the movie Ben Hur, is just an open space that is now used for waking dogs. In order to visualize the prodigal past one has to dream a bit else the ruins can be a disappointment.
The guide kept the audience engaged with stories from the past. Overeating and vomiting was a fashion statement. It represented affluence. Drinking blood was another style statement. The guide gave us some tips for the present too. He advised us on filling water from public water holes as even the bottled water costing a couple of euros has its humble beginnings from there. Using rest rooms in hotels was acceptable despite not paying or buying anything.
We walked past Arch of Titus which was built in the honor of Titus who was responsible for ending the Jewish revolution in Jerusalem and destroying the Jewish Temple. Septimius Severus's victories in Iraq and Iran meant an Arch in his honor. I wondered whether such destructive incidents deserved monuments. But, everything in that era was not about destruction and wastage. The governance in that era, more than 2000 years back, was noteworthy. Temple of Saturn was the public treasury. There was a Senate House (Curia), Assembly (Comitium), and Speaker's platform (Rostra) where priests attended to religious matters and the senators cared for human affairs. A lifetime is not enough to see Rome and we wanted to see everything in a few days. It was almost like a crash course in History and we were not done with our history class as we had one more guide for the evening.


We were greeted by Tiziana, our geeky looking guide with a PhD in arts with expertise in baroque designs and paintings. I have never met anyone with so much interest in arts and one's job. She knew the details of every single place we saw that evening. Our tour started at The Victor Emmanuel II monument. Built in the honor of the first king of a unified Italy it is is often regarded as pompous and too large and sarcastically known as the cake building because of the white marble used for its construction. We visited the Trevi fountain, one of the largest baroque fountains in the world, known for its design. It was restored and redesigned many times including once by the great artist Bernini. Bernini's influence on Trevi fountain was more evident when we saw the fountain of Four Rivers which was designed by him. The base of the fountain supports four river gods representing four major rivers of the continents through which papal authority had spread: the Nile representing Africa, the Danube representing Europe, the Ganges representing Asia, and the Platte representing the Americas.
We then visited the Pantheon. Built by Marcus Agrippa the building has seen many transformations over the years. It was converted into a church by Pope Boniface IV and during the Renaissance it was used as a tomb for famous people including the artist Raphael. The building is approached by a flight of steps and a portico. The 4500 metric ton dome rests on the base which has internal honeycomb designs that are capable of handling high stress. The Oculus and the opening at the entrance are the only available sources of light in the building. They create a sun dial effect which was probably used for solar observations.

As we walked past these great monuments we realized that life and history goes hand in hand in Rome. Near the Spanish Steps you can see the latest and greatest fashion houses, near the minimally guarded parliament is a buzzing restaurant, the taxi driver stops right in front of the Pantheon, there is a cat sanctuary in one of the oldest archeological sites in the world in the heart of the city. There was no security or policing anywhere near these great monuments and a crazy man could one day spoil them. Tiziana explained the governments lack of interest in Rome's tourism which was evident and sad to hear. The tour dragged on beyond the planned time as we kept talking to Tiziana about history, culture, politics and what not. She suggested us to try out ice cream at Giolitti. Although it is not as famous as Grom the ice creams here are supposedly better. The restaurants at Piazza Novana were packed with tourists. We walked few meters past the noisy touristy places and entered a restaurant that served great food and had great service. The latter being a rarity in this city. The girls enjoyed the service more as the waiter was a handsome, courteous and charming Italian man unlike their respective husbands. I guess we loved our day so much so we could not resist exploring the city in the night. We did that by using the public transport. The bus we entered was jam packed, we had no idea where we were heading and the journey seemed endless. Afraid we would be lost we got down from the bus and walked the remaining distance and reached our BnB. Our adventure finally came to an end little past midnight. I think we all explored the city a bit too much.

The next morning rain greeted us. This was one of those unique days where we didn't plan any activity. Even more unique for people like me and Jaideep. People suggested us to visit the Galleria Borghese, a museum known for its rare artifacts. To reach the museum we walked through the huge garden known as Villa Borghese which had old buildings and statues of famous artists, politicians and mythical characters. On reaching the museum we realized that museum authorities did not entertain guests unless they had an appointment. I tried to convince the museum guard to let us in but my plea didn't reach his ears. Instead, he suggested the way to the closest bus stop. We walked to this bus stop and waited almost an hour for a bus without luck. Despite being disappointed, wet and frozen, the relaxing walk through the garden was a breather from our fast paced trip. After some shopping in the usual malls which are common all around the planet with the same shops, the same food stores and the same smells we headed back to our room and took a nap. The rain was relentless and it meant our plans of going out were dashed again. It made more sense to get food and drinks to the room and sit in the warmth. Jaideep and I ventured into the rain searching for food and drinks. It was funny that we didn't find a wine shop in Italy for almost half a kilometer. Luckily, our friends from Bangladesh were working even though the entire city seemed shut down because of the weather. The Bangladeshi store had all the necessary items for our long lazy evening.
Few hours past midnight, Bhari landed from Sweden. She struggled to get to our phone numbers and had to wait outside the building all alone in the cold. Gildo, the BnB owner, asked her not to press the bell as it was common for all the rooms in the BnB. Desperate, Bhari had no choice and she rang the bell waking up half dozen tourists. Finally, we got to meet her after two years.

Later in the day, we went to the Vatican. The world's smallest country is located inside Rome with its own laws, currency and army. The Swiss guards had saved the Pope years ago and the honor of safeguarding him lies with these bachelor warriors. However, I think it is a conspiracy that links the Swiss banks and the political power of the Pope. The Pope though revered all around the world is not that famous in Rome. The locals feel that Pope's political influence and power casts a shadow over Christianity. Leaving the conspiracy and controversy aside the Vatican is truly a heritage site. The three main attractions are the Vatican museum, Sistine chapel and St Peter's basilica.
The museum contains old maps of the world, statues, bronze items, ivory items, etc. Nero's red marble bath tub, made from stones from a rare red marble quarry known at that time, and Hercules's bronze statue are two exhibits that I loved the most. While we walked through the corridors towards the Sistine chapel we saw one of the oldest three dimensional fresco work on the ceiling. Initially, I thought the sunlight created shadow on the ceiling but it was an extraordinary painting that gave the shadow effect. I wish we had the time to see each of the paintings and exhibits. The Sistine chapel is the star attraction in the Vatican. The old painting on the ceiling is so delicate that camera flash light or loud noise can destroy some parts of it. Despite warnings from the ushers people still talk loudly and use their cameras. These paintings of Michelangelo showcase scenes from the book of genesis like the great flood, Noah's sacrifice. It also captures prophets from the past like Daniel and Joel, Ancestors of Christ and Ignudi. Ignudi are nude males whose importance is still a mystery. People say Michelangelo's paintings like the Ignudi gives subtle hints towards his sexual orientation. One thing his paintings in Sistine chapel definitely hint at is his hatred towards the members of the Church. He painted them in compromising and controversial positions which forced the church to cover up the great painters work. All of us loved this controversial tour. We then entered St Peter's basilica. After successive redesigns the basilica was built over a hundred years. There are tombs and crypts that hold secrets that many of us want to know. The interiors are made up of marble and other precious stones. The Crepuscular rays are regularly seen in St. Peter's Basilica at certain times each day. The Vatican we know or see on print is the Maderno's facade and St Peter's Piazza with a swarm of people. We hardly saw a crowd and took our sweet time clicking photographs in that area. The Pope's window in the papal apartment is kept open on days when he is present in the Vatican. In fact, the day we visited the Vatican he was in town.

In the evening we visited Trastevere which is known for its carnival atmosphere. The narrow lanes with medieval buildings seemed like some European village but almost every building here is either a restaurant or pub. The place had so many options that we got confused and kept walking all over the place. Finally, our tired bodies could not take it any longer and we entered an Irish pub. We sat and ordered gallons of booze and kept talking through the night. We discussed everything from work to love stories, the latter embarrassing Jaideep a bit more than he could handle. Shreya was in her zone and gave us lectures on various topics. From the history of Pompeii to the infidelities of Bollywood stars, she knew it all. At around one in the morning we hopped to another place. After another session of Jack Daniels,a session because I don't remember the quantity, we called it a night. It was easily around two in the morning when we took taxis back to the BnB. Thankfully we didn't try our luck with the city bus though that thought came to one of our great minds. Even before we could close our eyes and sleep the alarm rang. In a couple of hours we had a train to catch.

Positnano
Amalfi was where we were headed. We took the train to Naples and as suggested by our guide Tony we kept our eyes on our luggage till the hangover of the previous night put us to slumber. All four of us squeezed our luggage and ourselves into the tiny compartment. Even if a thief had plans of stealing, there was little chance that he could take out the luggage from this Pigeon hole.
We got a glimpse of the Italian country side during the ride but most of us remember dozing off and occasionally checking the luggage. Even, the bubbly Shreya was quiet which meant we had a long night the day before.
At Naples, Rafaellle, Tony's driver greeted us. Rafaellle was Tony's father and business partner. It is common to see parents and children working together in Italy. The old man's body language seemed different and for a brief while the stereotypical thought of being ripped off in Italy surfaced in my mind but the old man was courteous and his humor broke the ice. We started driving along and Rafaellle suggested that I do not lower my glass while we were in Naples and we do not stop for snaps till we cross the town. The high unemployment rate of up to 25 percent forces the people to commit crime. The state of affairs could be seen easily by looking at the worn out buildings, rickety vehicles still plying on the roads, group of men standing and doing nothing, etc.
After crossing Naples the world changed. It reminded me of slick gangster movies showcasing beaches, colorful homes and churches.The sun rays partially obstructed by the clouds created a turquoise reflection off the sea. On one side, the hills, olive gardens, orange plantations and numerous herbs and spice shops make it seem like a hilly destination. The other side was full off small villages along the coast. The ancient churches all along the drive reiterated the fact that we were in a Christianity dominated land. But surprisingly, a lot of Italians stay away from the doctrine of Church.
We stopped for taking pictures at various places. While the couples snuggled and took pictures that exaggerated the actual closeness, Bhari took this opportunity to pose like a modern confident single woman although I am sure those pics have already gone to some prospective grooms.
Later, we were stuck in a traffic jam. There was a cycle race going on and we had to make way for the cyclists who braved the cold, rain and steep climbs. There were some local supporters who had their favorites and the fans were not let down as a cyclist threw his sweat ridden shades into the crowd as a token of appreciation.

After two hours drive, we reached our hotel Ill Gabbiano. The rooms were a bit dingy and there was linen odor that suggested we were the early birds in the season. The bathroom had a unique health faucet that I shall not further comment on. The weather deteriorated and so did my mood. After coming so far, staying and relaxing in the room was not my cup of tea or rather my glass of beer.We went for a walk and entered the first authentic Italian restaurant in our lives. The lazy workers took their own sweet time to make delicious food. The pastas had juicy tangy flavors. The fish was cooked in olive oil and herbs that we had never tasted before. To top it we had Tiramisu and Limoncello. The latter though was a bit of a let down as it was too strong and bitter. After the heavy meal we headed to our beds and caught up with some sleep. Only Jaideep and Shreya had the enthusiasiasm to explore the town.
In the evening we walked down to the shore to do what we do best. Eat. It was drizzling and the slippery lanes were a challenge especially for women in heels. But the candles that lit up the churches en-route or the restaurants with ocean view with cozy corners made the walk interesting. The dinner was an expensive affair. There was nothing much to do after dinner other than burning our calories by climbing all the way up to the hotel.
The next day, the weather improved and we took a bus to Amalfi. I remember waiting for the bus in a nondescript bus stop looking at the tiny cars, specially designed for the hills, drive past us. The shop at the corner was selling fresh fruits and vegetables. Shreya and I took a walk to the store and identified most of the items much to our happiness. We wanted to be sure that we could survive in Positano in case we we get a chance to live there. Later, Jaideep and I explored a little cigarette shop that sold the bus tickets and some cheap quality curious. The bus arrived and it looked like one of the buses we have in India with nonadjustable seats, torn at some places, windows not aligned and old fading curtains.  But the view was so lovely that all this didn't matter. We spent very little time in Amalfi and Ravello as the weather deteriorated again. Ravello which is situated on a high peak is known for its breathtaking views of the coastline but the only view we got was that of the rain. Amalfi seemed like a bigger and more touristy town. Glad we stayed at Positano.
In the evening, me, Sneha and Bhari sat in the hotel's lobby looking at the ocean and listening to cheesy Kannada songs. There was a sight in store for us. As the clouds cleared , a rainbow was formed over the blue sea while the church at the edge of the hill had its bells ringing. After all the rain was not such a dampener.

The next day we drove back to Naples via Pompeii, the ancient ruins. Shreya and Jaideep visited the ruins while Sneha and Bhari went shopping. I sat back and chatted with Rafaellle. He told me about his family, government, politics. But the funny thing he mentioned was that Italians in this region worked only for six months. The remaining six months they just relaxed. No wonder, the economic situation has deteriorated in Italy. We had time to kill before catching the train to Rome. Rafaellle took us to a vineyard. The family run vineyard and olive plantation are situated between the ocean and Mt Vesuvius. One memory that stays with me is the view from the fire place. We could see the ocean, mountains and the vineyard from our table as we ate generous portions of pasta served by an old man and sipping wine especially their signature "Tears of the Christ". This for me was the Italian experience.

The next day we headed to Switzerland while Bhari flew back to Sweden in the wee hours of the morning. At the airport, I wondered what is it that made Italy so wonderful. Before visiting Italy we were warned about petty criminals, touts, bad drivers and once again I realized that most people harp about the negative things. Italy reminded me of India. Friendly people who are willing to share the stories from life and ask about your life. Parents and children living together. The Italians love their food and know how to treat visitors. One cannot can deny the rogue element here and there. We all want things perfect but sometimes beauty lies in or within that imperfection and Italy is beautiful for that reason.

Bern
We landed in Geneva and took a train from Geneva to Bern. Although, the rail passes can be tempting to purchase it is sometimes cheaper to book point to point tickets and travel. The train was empty and it meant we could walk anywhere and everywhere in the train to take pictures. Sneha and Jaideep were as relentless as an infantry giving cover fire to its soldiers. The sound of camera clicks was all I heard during the journey.  The views were spectacular. Initially we were hooked on to the Geneva Lake, then the snow capped peaks, then the country side with rivers and villages. It reached a stage where we loved everything we saw.  Switzerland is like that. You fall in love with it.


Bern is not a famous tourist destination with most travelers. However, It is an old historic town with a lot of interesting places to see. It is located by the river Aare which loops around Bern creating an island like land mass which is known as the old town. The area outside this loop is connected to the old town through numerous bridges. Our home for the night was the Backpackers hostel, a perfect reunion for me and Jaideep. The room was just enough for the four of us and the toilets were common. Luckily the common toilets were uncommonly clean.
Jaideep and Shreya explored the town on foot, while Sneha and I took bicycles. Bicycles are rented out free of charge and are an easy way to travel in this rider friendly city with exclusive cycle lanes and even traffic signals for cyclists. I remember a young man who had speaking disability helping us with directions and places to visit. These small things make your trip richer and in this case humbler.

Old town is full of trams, buses and cyclists. The lanes have numerous ice cream parlors , restaurants and hotels. The distinct feature of the buildings is the flags that jut out of the windows. It feels as if the town is gearing up for a revolution. The buildings also had wooden walls with slanting brick tiled roofs, huge windows with cross sections and small balconies to keep pots of colorful plants.

In the old town we stopped by the famous Zytglogge tower which has a 15th century mechanical clock that gongs every hour. This clock acts as a reminder to all of us about the Swiss obsession with time. From the Bern Minster, a Gothic church, we could see the new town. More modern in its looks but equally beautiful. At a distance we saw the Parliament and a bridge with huge arches which connected heavy vehicular traffic between the two towns. A small barrage on the river diverted water to a power plant. The modern elements confirming the presence and the need of these amenities. There were low rise apartments next to the river and a school with a huge playground with a lush green outfield. It must fun living in a place like Bern. We cycled our way from the old town to the new town and saw an Indian supermarket. We picked up groceries, returned the cycles and went straight to the hostel kitchen. Cooking your own food in a hostel is a relaxing experience and gives you time to converse and socialize with other residents. It has a buzz with lots of back packers cooking, cleaning, eating and playing. I remember admiring the enthusiasm of an old Indian lady who was traveling alone. There was another group of two men and a drunk woman from USA who incessantly glorified her life as the two flirtatious men listened.
Next day, we headed to Einstein museum which showcased the great scientist's personal, professional and philosophical life. The museum preserved letters, personal items and research material belonging to the genius. With the help of audio visual guide you can understand and appreciate the importance of Albert Einstein in this world. It was a treat for science lovers like us and a 'must visit place' for everyone. After lunch we took a train to Lauterbrunnen.

Lauterbrunnen
God must have spent years creating Switzerland. The way everything gels together in the scenery makes it a delight. The houses strewn over the hills, the rivulets passing by neighborhoods, the grass as though mowed to make it look like a carpet and all this with the backdrop of Swiss alps makes you wonder if there is a place as beautiful as this anywhere else in the world.

Lauterbrunnen, a small village with few residents, is located en-route the famous Jungfraujoch. We decided to stay in this village to avoid tourist crowds generally seen at places like Interlaken. The village has few hotels and just two restaurants. The Staubbach falls, the second highest in Europe, is the only famous attraction so not many tourists end up staying here. At hotel Stuabbach our rooms opened up to a church, the village and of course the Staubbach falls  The sound of the water fall could be heard from our room and the waterfalls created a mist in unison with the fog giving the place a mystic feel. The fog also indicated that the weather was deteriorating and our sight seeing might end up in a disaster. Nevertheless, we ventured towards Mürren, a small village, further up the hills. The cable car ride had just started and it began to snow. Despite the rain, snow or any other form of precipitation the Swiss transport system functions efficiently and deserves praise. From the cable car we moved inside to a cog wheel train with a snow mobile attached in the front to clear the snow. There was snow everywhere and it reflected light which blinded our sight. The faded green and yellow colored train compartment looked bright because of the white snow cover outside. Had it been raining we probably would have been upset but somehow the snow fall did not dampen our mood. After reaching Mürren we started playing like kids in the snow. Snow balls were made and thrown around and we managed to make snow bat and snow ball for a mini game of cricket.

 The town was deserted and all the restaurants were closed. We tried requesting for tea at a hotel and were refused. Even a Singaporean restaurant had its kitchen closed. It was so unlike the kitchens in Singapore which run late into the night. At last we found a restaurant that was open. Hot Rösti and Pasta with some whiskey was gobbled up in no time and off we went again clicking pictures in the snow.The night was setting in fast and in the darkness we somehow found the cable car station and got back to the hotel. Jaideep clicked few snaps near the skiing equipment. He had to prove to his boss that an educational tour to Europe was the reason behind his absence from office. Once again bad weather was a good omen and we enjoyed the unplanned experience.

The next day, despite the bad weather, we took the train to Jungfraujoch - "Top of Europe" in a tourist accessibility sense. The train was full of Indian tourist groups singing and dancing to Bollywood numbers. On reaching the summit we were stunned by the number of Indian tourists we saw. It seemed like a place in India. On top of that there was an Indian restaurant that served meals. A lot of Bollywood films have been shot at the summit and the tourists wanted every single place to be captured in their cameras. The weather improved and we got a chance to look at the glacier. The color of the glacier changed from greenish blue to white based on the cloud cover. The entire horizon seemed to be covered with snow. It was a great sight. It was few degrees below zero and we could hardly spend more than five minutes outside.

On our way back we stopped at the tiny town of Grindlewald to change over to a different train line. It was bright and sunny despite a mild snowfall. The railway station was so beautiful that a Korean couple forgot to catch the connecting train as they were busy clicking pictures. In the afternoon we strolled around the village graveyard as it was the most beautiful thing in the village. Every grave looked pretty with small flowered plants covering its sides. I must admit that even a graveyard in Switzerland can be pretty.
We spent our evening sipping wine and brandy at the best pub in the village. "The only lonely little pub in the village".

The next morning we visited the Trummelbach Falls. The ten glacier-waterfalls inside the mountain is accessible by a tunnel-lift. The falls although not spectacular is a UNESCO world heritage site as it the only glacier water falls in the world carrying up to 20,000 liters of water a second. We then headed to Lucerne. Our last leg of the journey had stared.

Lucerne
After another journey through some forested areas, tunnels and mountain passes filled with the sounds of clicks, we reached Lucerne. Lucerne is a busy modern town. The taxi stands and the bus stands were busy with people in work attire rushing with a purpose. While the world rushed around us, we relaxed in our lake facing rooms at Hotel Seeburg after a long lunch.

In the evening, we visited the Chapel Bridge (Kapellbrücke). A covered wooden bridge spanning diagonally across the Reuss River it is named after St. Peter's Chapel located next to it. The bridge contains a number of paintings dating back to the 17th century.  While we walked along admiring the surroundings, some hooligans were having a bachelor's party where the groom to be was selling alcohol. They were stopping everyone and forcing them to buy liquor. However, they never bothered us.

We also saw the Lion Monument (Löwendenkmal), commemorating the Swiss Guards who were massacred in 1792 during the French Revolution. The great Mark Twain praised this sculpture of a mortally-wounded lion as "the most mournful and moving piece of stone in the world".
After seeing the Lion we became hungry Lions. After days of eating western food our tummies craved for Indian food. Luckily, there was an Indian restaurant around the corner. After dinner we took a taxi to the hotel as it started raining again. This was a rare instance in Europe where we had a language problem. The taxi driver pronounced the hotel name differently and kept talking in German. Once again Shreya was our savior as she spoke not only French but a little bit of German as well. The taxi driver was mighty impressed with her language skills and somehow we reached our hotel.

The next morning we headed towards Mt Rigi, the Queen of mountains. The to and fro journey had to be covered using different modes of transport. First, we took the ferry to Vitznau. The sky was cloudy and we could hardly see the mountains surrounding the lake. Slowly, the weather started to improve and that meant heavy fires of clicks. The entire ferry echoed with clicks from cameras. Next, we took the cog wheel train to the peak. The train had to climb the peak at an inclination of sixty degrees or more. The train was full of middle aged tourists from south east Asia and China who spent more time clicking snaps instead of just looking outside. They climbed on seats, opened windows that were not meant to be open and didn't care about the inconvenience they caused others. As we went higher the sky became clearer and we saw contrasting views on each side. On one side, with too much snow and sunshine, it made no sense. It looked as though we were looking at a white wall. The other side we could see the green valley and the blue sky. The train stopped at the peak for few minutes and people thought they could play in the snow but as soon as we got down the weather changed and there was a chilly wind that pierced through the warm winter wear forcing everyone to rush indoors.

Shreya and Jaideep wanted to visit the transport museum, while Sneha and I wanted to spend our last day in Europe in the hills. Sneha and I spent some time in a small village, few meters below the peak, wondering about life in that place. There were some houses, a small garden filled with snow, a clinic and a hotel. What do people do there ? what work can they do ? Don't they get bored ?. A lot of such questions surfaced my mind. We then took a cable car down to Weggis where we were supposed to catch the Ferry back to Lucerne. However, we decided to spend some time at this beautiful town by the lakeside. Sitting on the bench we observed the birds chirping in the garden next to the lake, flowers blooming in the afternoon sun, the waves on the lake making synchronous sounds. It was the last day of our trip and time stood still as Sneha and I enjoyed a long afternoon with each other. I feel it was the best moment in our trip.

As the trip came to an end, a lot of things came to my mind. I heard a dialogue, some years back, in a movie - "Go see the world. You shall never regret it". The dialogue replayed in my mind as I took the return flight to Singapore. Our busy city life never gives us time to read, observe or learn about anything other than work. Things like culture, history, paintings, etc, are topics we touch upon while flipping tv channels during dinner or watching videos uploaded on the internet. Seeing the paintings of Picasso, following Van Goh's trail or admiring the Sistine chapel is a once in a lifetime experience that television and internet won't give you.
Most people would visit cities like Zurich and Naples but try visiting and staying in a village in the outskirts to experience life. Talking to a Swiss or a French person will break your notions about them. The real world lies outside our comfort zone and preconceived notions.